Thursday, June 16, 2016

So the Dolphins at the National Aquarium are going to a Sanctuary...



The views expressed below are completely my own.

On Tuesday June 14, 2016 the National Aquarium announced that it is planning to move its eight Atlantic Bottlenose dolphins from their current pools to an oceanside sanctuary by the year 2020. 

There are going to be plenty of individuals, including animal rights activists, who will applaud this decision.  Praising the relocation effort will become very popular in the press and social media.  However, before we pop open the champagne in celebration, we need to take a step back and actually consider what this means for the eight amazing animals who will be directly affected by this decision. 

First of all, I want to be clear that I care about the safety and well being of these eight individuals and all animals both in the wild and in zoos.  I wholeheartedly believe that humans need to do CONSIDERABLY more to protect species and ecosystems.  However, I have to admit that I find the National Aquarium’s announcement disturbing for a number of reasons.

 “Sanctuary” sounds like a nice word but…
Where will the money come from?  That’s a major question.  In the zoological field, “Sanctuaries” have a stigma of being locations that are vastly underfunded, and it is the animals who suffer the consequences.

The article that appeared in the Baltimore Sun on Tuesday stated that “[The Aquarium] did not announce the sanctuary’s expected cost but said it is seeking philanthropic investments to fund the project.”  Those investors had better have some deep pockets.  This kind of facility will cost millions to construct.  And what happens if the money isn’t raised?  Will the dolphins be sent to a sub par facility? 

Even if they do raise enough money to construct the sanctuary, they had better be positive that they have enough to maintain it because….

Some of these animals will live up to forty more years, or even longer.   
The topic of marine mammals in aquariums is huge right now but what happens in the years 2026 or 2036 or 2046 when the sanctuary is no longer making headlines and investors have moved on?  The sanctuary will still need to guarantee that they have a constant flow of money that never dries up or else the quality of care that the dolphins receive will plummet, leading to sickness and death.  Millions of dollars will have to be pumped into this facility every year, which takes me to my next point. 

These aren’t the only eight dolphins in the world.
Imagine the countless wild dolphins (and other species) who would benefit if this money was spent on conservation efforts. It seems that humanity has gone out of its way to poison ecosystems in every way we can think of.  Therefore, instead of spending this fortune on a handful of animals who are already living in a safe environment with clean water and receiving more love and attention than many children in the city of Baltimore (or across the world), maybe we should spend these millions to protect the billions of wild animals who are desperately fighting to survive in a world we are destroying.

So why would investors want to spend their money on a project that will (supposedly) help just a handful of animals when they could spend it on projects that could save billions more?


Sorry to Break it to you but this is a political decision
The Baltimore Sun article states, “In an opinion piece appearing Tuesday in the Baltimore Sun, Racanelli [The aquarium’s CEO] said the decision is in the best interest of the dolphins….” 

Unfortunately, it is becoming more and more evident that animal care is coming second to giving in to some very vocal opinions.  This move is only taking place to appease a public that have formed uninformed views on dolphin care because….

Apparently Everyone is a Marine Mammal Expert Now.
This is a tough point to make because no one likes to be told that they don’t know as much about a topic as they think they do, but let’s be honest, watching a 90 minute movie (even if it’s called a documentary) does not make you an expert. 

Most of the people in the public who think that this is a good move are not working in the animal care field (more on that in a moment).

Armchair activism, “liking” gifs on Facebook, and sharing one-sided articles, is becoming increasingly popular because it is so easy.  I wholeheartedly agree that everyone deserves an opinion but it seems that the individuals with the most vocal opinions on issues like dolphins in aquariums are not doing the research required to form well rounded opinions.  Instead they are getting their information from misleading activists and movies and don’t forget…. 

 You can’t believe everything you see in the movies. 
The Baltimore Sun article makes reference to films like Free Willy, Blackfish and The Cove as being works that are changing public opinion on aquariums. 

Well, Free Willy is a work of fiction and led to the death of the whale, Keiko, who played the title character.  After Free Willy was released the outcry against Keiko’s captivity was so great that millions of dollars were spent to relocate and rehabilitate him.  He was released and found dead months later.  Animal activists still consider this a big win even though the animal they were fighting for died. 

I don’t know why The Cove was mentioned in the article because dolphins being slaughtered in Japan has nothing to do with an aquarium in Maryland.  American facilities do not collect dolphins from the ocean (that was made illegal in 1972), and the National Aquarium has made it clear that they do not condone these types of drive fisheries.  For those who still think aquariums in the USA receive animals from these drives, the type of dolphin featured in The Cove is a different species than the ones at the National Aquarium.

As for the infamous Blackfish, this “documentary” is the rallying cry for many who believe in “emptying the tanks.”  However it has again and again been criticized for using out of date information regarding mammal training, presenting information and interviews out of context, and providing supposed “facts” that are simply not true.  This movie is not a work of journalism, it’s an opinion piece.   

However, this movie gave the public the impression that they know what’s best for these incredible, complex animals, but it gave a completely skewed point of view. Now eight intelligent animals are being put in danger because many very vocal activists believe a movie that is essentially a work of fiction. 

So who does know what’s best for the dolphins? 

Here’s a crazy thought, maybe we should talk to the individuals who train dolphins about what they think should happen. 
No one loves these animals more than the people who work with them every day. 

Yes, I know the public loves them and so do the activists, but it’s the trainers who work with these incredible animals every day.  They are the ones who experience how intelligent they are, feed them, play with them, have conversations with them (yes it happens) and provide them with amazing medical care.  It’s the individuals who work with dolphins on a daily basis who love them the most and want what’s actually best for them.     

Don’t believe me?  Have you ever looked at a dolphin trainer’s paycheck?  They’re not doing it for the money.  No one would spend years giving up their weekends and holidays to scrub buckets (for free) if they didn’t truly love these animals.

The Baltimore Sun article interviews a lot of “experts” in the field as well as the CEO, but you know whose voice does not appear?  Any of the people who spend countless hours every year (coming in on Thanksgiving and Christmas) caring for the dolphins.  That’s just shoddy journalism. 

The individuals who know the dolphins the best aren’t the ones making decisions.
As I touched on before, this move is being made for political reasons.  No one who is personally invested in the dolphin’s well being is having a direct hand in this. 

I’ve already mentioned the problem of money before and unfortunately it could lead to some well intentioned but ignorant investors actually harming the dolphins.  What happens when a philanthropist says, “Okay, I’ll write you this fat check BUT you have to meet these demands?”  It’s the same thing that happens in politics all the time.  The sanctuary will be controlled by whoever has the money.

But I’ve gotten ahead of myself because at this point the dolphins haven’t even gotten to the sanctuary yet and….


The Transportation Will be Traumatic
The Baltimore Sun article makes several references to dolphins being intelligent, emotionally complex animals (which they are).  So imagine what it would be like to be an intelligent, emotionally complex animal who has spent her or his whole life in a particular environment (Six out of the eight were born at the aquarium.  The other two came from different aquariums.).  Suddenly you are pulled out of that environment, placed in a cramped container and forced to travel thousands of miles.

As intelligent as dolphins are, no one can explain to them, “It’s okay, you’re going to a new home where you will be ‘free.’”  It will simply be the most terrifying experience of their lives and it will take place without any rhyme or reason in the animal’s eyes.  All they will know is that they were in an environment they were used to with their social groups and now they’re not. 

Speaking of Social Groups…
There are three sections of the Baltimore Sun article that reference the dolphin’s strong social dynamic, and these really are very social creatures. 

However, the article does not mention that because of this move many of the animals that have known each other their entire lives may never see one another again.  There is an extremely good chance that not all of the eight dolphins will be considered appropriate candidates for the sanctuary (something that is glossed over in the article).  So that means that the social groups the article praises will most likely be broken up.  Mothers and children, siblings and best friends may not see each other ever again because the aquarium is giving in to political fury.  
  
And What Happens When they get there?
The Baltimore Sun article states that the “ideal site” will contain “stimuli such as marine plants and fish.” 

Keep in mind that all but one of these eight dolphins have never lived in the ocean.  They aren’t used to marine plants and many have never seen a live fish before.  How do you think an intelligent animal will respond when she or he is suddenly surrounded by creatures and objects they have never encountered before?  She or he won’t understand that they’re “free.”  They will panic and be overwhelmed by stress.  Imagine how you would react if you were taken from your home and placed in an environment you know nothing about surrounded by moving things that, as far as you know, could be dangerous. 

And then there’s the very real risk that the dolphins will ingest the mangrove roots and sea grapes and other “natural stimuli” that are presented in such a positive light by the articles.  This could lead to serious illness. These animals, intelligent as they are, have never experienced tides, thunderstorms, temperature fluctuations, jellyfish, barriers that they may not be able to see, other animals sharing their space, and the list just goes on and on.
    
If this plan goes through the Dolphins will be “Free” to Swim in Garbage
Also let’s not forget that the water they will be swimming in will be (according to the current description) coming directly from the ocean, which means that it will be full of litter and pollutants.  That’s right, all of this money and effort is being spent so these eight dolphins who are used to a secure, clean environment will get to swim in filthy water. 

And Then The Hurricane Arrives….
The potential sights listed in the Baltimore Sun article are Florida and the Caribbean, which have giant bullseyes on them for hurricanes.  Now I know that millions of dolphins all over the world have to survive hurricanes every year but the aquarium’s eight dolphins have never experienced harsh weather in the open water.  There is no way we would be able to prepare them that for that kind of trauma.  And I’m sure that even for dolphins who live in the wild, the experience can be extremely stressful and terrifying.  And hurricanes are only the tip of the iceberg.  What about red tides?  Morbillivirus? Noise pollution?  Climate change?

These dolphins are doing good exactly where they are. 
The Baltimore Sun article quotes a veterinarian for PETA, Heather Rally, as saying, “Taking an animal out of its natural habitat and putting in an unnatural enclosure where it’s unhealthy and unhappy and putting it on display for children is sending a negative message for children.”

I just want to point out that seven of these eight dolphins in this colony were born in aquariums.  They were not “taken” from anywhere.  The eighth was has been in an aquarium setting for over four decades.  The oceans have changed drastically since then. 

As for the “Will someone please think of the children” aspect of this quote, this is the only chance that many kids who come to the aquarium will get to see dolphins up close.  When kids (or people in general) encounter large animals in zoos or aquariums the animals become more real.  The guests care more about the species and animals in general.  The aquarium draws 1.3 million visitors a years.  That’s 1.3 million individuals who meet these amazing animals and realize that they are more than just cute plush toys or images on T-shirts. And that is vital if we want future generations to respect the animals we share our planet with. 

Unfortunately this is a hard message to get across.
The difficulty with the point I am trying to make is that it is a very complex argument.  It’s hard to compress into media sound bites or protest signs.  Many activists automatically assume that anyone who doesn’t agree with them hates animals and the environment.

On the other hand, the simple concept of “emptying the tanks” and releasing the dolphins into a strange environment has, unfortunately, become very popular both in social and traditional media.  At the end of the day, these activists may truly love dolphins (you’ll be hard pressed to find someone who doesn’t), however they haven’t thought through the consequences of dumping animals into an alien ecosystem.  If that happened to people, most of us would die.  Do you think dolphins would be any different?

Many people around the world want what’s best for these animals, but we can’t give in to misinformation and propaganda.  We need to rely on experts who actually know these animals and work with them every day.  Otherwise these eight incredible dolphins may find their social groups split, and those who are sent to the sanctuary will be facing an uncertain, most likely very stressful, future.

Wouldn’t it be better to spend this money on conservation efforts to help the species as a whole?  We all love dolphins, but those of us who want to affect their future need to be certain that they are educated with facts (not just propaganda) and think through what is best for these animals, not giving in to political trends. 

Saturday, April 23, 2016

Why I Protested a Trump Rally (and apparently defied all odds and DIDN'T get punched in the face)


I’m not a political writer and this is far from being a political blog.  I’m not even a political person.  For example, in 2004 I voted for John Kerry not because I particularly liked his policies (whatever those were) so much as because he was a carbon-based life form who wasn’t named "Bush." 

However, this past Wednesday I protested at a Trump rally in Berlin, MD.   

(Quite possibly the only photo in existence where I actually look smug.)

When I told people I was planning on attending, I generally got two reactions:  
  1.  "That's really awesome!"
  2. "Don't you know that every human being who has ever protested at Trump rally has gotten punched in the face?"

Okay, granted, no one actually said #2 but it was implied. 

I get why people don’t want to protest these events and don’t like to see their loved ones go.  When one thinks of Trump rallies one generally envisions protestors being attacked, harassed and taken away in ambulances. 

So pretty much exactly what Donald Trump wants you to picture.

When I learned via Facebook that Trump was going to be giving a speech at Stephen Decatur High School in Berlin, MD, I immediately knew that I had no choice but to go.  Of course it wasn’t the most convenient of moves.

  • The rally was apparently announced last minute (probably to discourage protestors).
  • I had to take a whole afternoon off work with only 1 day of advanced notice.
  • According to Google, Berlin MD is two and a half hours away (3 ¼ hours in reality). 

But I had just as many reasons to go. 

  •         Berlin, MD is considerably more rural than most places where I could protest.  If something bad did go down there would be less of a chance that we would be trapped by buildings. 
  •         One of my college friends was planning on going (because like hell was I going by myself).
  •         Next time I got an opportunity like this something else might be going on that week that would make it entirely impossible to attend.   

Most important of all: Trump is the first presidential candidate in my lifetime (that I know of) who has been promoting himself using open racism.  Of course we’ve got plenty of politicians with policies that tend to benefit white people, but Trump is a guy who has openly attacked God knows how many groups and people.  And there is no way you can get around that.  There is no way one can listen to his speeches and argue that he is not promoting hatred in our country. 

And the really scary thing is that people are greedily lapping it up.  My understanding is that over 18,000 tickets were sold for this event (but only 2,000 people were allowed in) leaving thousands of angry Trump supporters standing around on the sidewalks, VASTLY outnumbering protestors. 

If Trump was only getting a tiny percentage of the votes that would be saying something very good about America.  However, he is winning, showing that there are tons of people out there who are attracted to what he has to say.   

That’s why I had to protest this rally.

Actively journeying to Berlin, MD and making a stand in person was well worth the .01% chance that I might get punched in the face. 

(I should also point out that news stories will only talk about the handful of people who get beat up because that’s what’s interesting.  They won’t report on the thousands who protest, have a grand ol’ time, drive home safely and spend the evening watching Once Upon a Time.)

Now I don't want to sound full of myself.  I know that my attendance didn’t set the world on fire. 

Me standing in a crowd of about 300 people holding my “Geeks for Peace” sign didn’t change any minds.  Many of the supporters were just laughing at us and taking our picture like they were attending a freak show.

However, my attendance made the protest one person stronger and on an selfish note, it made me feel like I was actively fighting against something truly terrible that is happening in our country.  Physically going to a place and protesting has an entirely different feel to it than sitting at home and posting pictures proving that Donald Trump is probably my cat's spirit animal.

Although he so totally is:


  
I should also point out that there was no point when I actually felt like I was in danger.  There was plenty of shouting back and forth between sides, and I later heard that there were two arrests (although I don’t know if those were protestors or supporters) but actually being at the protest didn’t feel like I was taking that much of a risk.  No one that I saw lost control.  When the riot police shouted at us to step back we as a whole stepped back.  When my friend and I were ready to leave, we rolled up our signs, left the protestors, walked back to my car, drove away and that was that. 

I’m certainly not saying that everyone who disagrees with Trump is required to protests.  If I had kids I might not have taken the risk (although there were a few people who brought their kids which is awesome).  I appreciate that people were concerned about me and know that it was out of love. 

But for better or worse this is our country and something really bad is happening to it and even if you don’t want to take the risk of attending a protest, I would try to find some way to express your feelings that this guy is a really bad choice for America.  

And if you're on the fence and the only thing holding you back is the fear that you might be attacked at a rally (a fear Trump wants you to have) think of all the risks you're taking when you get into a car, eat fast food, or just go to a crowded concert.  

Even if you’re just another body in a crowd, and you don’t change anyone’s mind, years from now you can still look people in the eye and say, “There was this greedy maniac who was pushing our country in the wrong direction, and I stepped up and helped push back."

Thursday, February 11, 2016

GUEST POST: A Quest for the Greatest Horrible Movies.


When I found out that my friend Monika (a fellow writer) has a competition with her family to find the most groan-inducing movies, I asked her to write a guest post about their experiences.  You can read more of what Monika has to say about movies, books, writing and the universe at her blog, Glorified Daydreamer.


 Michael has asked me to write this post about my family and movies; in particular, about our love for bad movies and our competition to out do each other on the horribleness of bad movies.

I am the youngest of six kids (four sister and one brother). My oldest sibling is seven and a half years older than me, so we were very close growing up. We are also very competitive with each other. Then I went to college in Michigan. Two of my sisters (Amy and Amber) came with me to work and go to school. Instead of dorms, we got an apartment together. I am a socially awkward person, so I began to gravitate to movies and movie theaters. There’s no social faux pas, ridicule, or judgments made there. Amy and Amber would come with me.

 We grew up loving Stand By Me (https://youtu.be/FUVnfaA-kpI), Beetlejuice (https://youtu.be/BeZ3S-4p_Fk), The Goonies (https://youtu.be/hJ2j4oWdQtU) , Adventures in Babysitting (https://youtu.be/s_6pNWb-ev0), and Jaws (https://youtu.be/NpDf3wTxdiY) to name a few. We like well-loved movies like The Godfather (https://youtu.be/sY1S34973zA), Ever After (https://youtu.be/SMMx37Co61Y), Never Been Kissed (https://youtu.be/9geP1zG5e3c), 10 Things I Hate About You (https://youtu.be/AWmjzCZr0Jw), Clueless (https://youtu.be/RS0KyTZ3Ie4), Scream (https://youtu.be/AWm_mkbdpCA), While You Were Sleeping (https://youtu.be/E6JuJKsHDeU), Fright Night (2011) (https://youtu.be/sUipgKdTi_k), and Sleepless in Seattle (https://youtu.be/4J7gg1V0oak). Then in the early 2000s, we noticed that many of the movies that were coming out were down right terrible. That is when our competitive selves came out. We started to pick out horrible movies that are just plain groan worthy.


We have learned that movie critics aren’t always right, and sometimes the most entertaining movie deserves a Razzie. Some of the best movies and books I have gotten to know aren’t critical successes, but that doesn’t mean they don’t have value. While Amy and Amber do not like to read, because, “Reading the book ruins the movie,” they also believe that critics aren’t to be trusted as they are paid to find fault with other people’s works. The point is, movies are subjective and to us, there is nothing like a good/bad movie that makes us laugh and/or groan.

Some of the movies are so terrible that we refuse to watch them again. The worst of the worst include, Xanadu (Olivia Newton-John on roller stakes) (https://youtu.be/r1kwqkv6R_M), Birdemic (https://youtu.be/jE5dJDgZ644), Grease 2 (https://youtu.be/cTUVeV9t-sg), and Sleepover (https://youtu.be/jt7QIaGnm28).


There are other movies that are pretty rotten, but they is something about them that we love just love. It could be a scene. In Cursed (https://youtu.be/QKa9EMxwIQU) where the werewolf gives the middle finger to the humans below, and the way Jennifer Coolidge says moist (like she is having an orgasm over a cookie) in A Cinderella Story (https://youtu.be/wc1FuNLsckA). It could be the movie is so terrible that it is fun to watch; for example, Troll 2 (https://youtu.be/9KCct4RwLNM), Cherry Falls (https://youtu.be/u4FPgE6nYTo), and Combat Academy (starring a young George Clooney) (https://youtu.be/bmaCvI4C2ag).



Mojo.com has made their list and so have we. Here you go.

Mojo.com’s list:

My top 10 favorite “bad” movies are:

1. Austenland

2. Battleship

3. Just Visiting

4. Empire Records

5. From Prada to Nada

6. A Princess For Christmas

7. Eight Legged Freaks

8. Chasing Liberty

9. Bride and Prejudice

10. Evolution


Amy’s top 10 favorite “bad” movies are:

1.              Funny Farm

2.              The Buttercream Gang

3.              Leap Year

4.              The Stupids

5.              The Covenant

6.              The Day After Tomorrow

7.              Beastly

8.              The Fog

9.              Cherry Falls

10. Combat Academy

Amber’s top 10 bad movies are:

1. The Stupids

2. Aquamarine

3. Split Infinity

4. Masters of the Universe

5. Invaders From Mars

6. Monster Squad

7. Spy Kids

8. Daddy Day Care

9. Housebound

10. Dick

Our Honorable Mentions:

1. She’s The Man

2. She’s All That

3. Head Over Heels

4. American Outlaws

5. The Replacements

6. It! The Terror From Beyond Space

7. The Trilogy of Terror: Amelia (AKA: The Terror of The Doll)

8. Critters 3: You Are What They Eat

9. A Christmas Kiss 2

10. Armageddon


Saturday, February 6, 2016

Kung Fu Hustle (2004)

Running Time: 98 Minutes (of off the wall fun).

Directed by: Stephen Chow

Staring: Stephen Chow

“In Shanghai, China in the 1940s, a wannabe gangster aspires to join the notorious ‘Axe Gang’ while residents of a housing complex exhibit extraordinary powers in defending their turf.” –IMDB

How I Discovered It: I saw the trailer below when I went to see V for Vendetta with my good friend, Chris.  About halfway through the trailer I thought to myself, "I have no idea what is going on but I love it."


My Iconic Scene: Which one do I choose?  I'll just stick with the scene where two hustlers in search of a free haircut pretend to be members of the feared Axe Gang.  Of course the actual Axe Gang inevitably shows up and then comes a sequence in which we discover that three of the slum's tenants are more than they...you know what, I'm not doing it justice.  Just watch the movie.  

Who Should Embrace This Movie: The preview above is probably one of the most honest movie trailers in terms of capturing the spirit of the movie it's advertising.  If you've watched it you have probably already decided whether you want to run out and grab it (by "run out" I mean put it on your Netflix queue) or just go on with your life.

This is a movie for people who love cult films.  Particularly the kind that exist in a reality all in their own and don't provide any explanation as to why laws of physics suddenly revert to that of a Bugs Bunny cartoon.  The ideal audience member will just shrug and play along with the movie simply because it's so darn fun.

That being said, Kung Fu Hustle is far from being an underground film no one "gets."  When it was first released it was the highest grossing film in Hong Kong history. 

One of the things I love about this movie is that it's one of the few films I have ever seen that combines essentially every genre you can think of.  Just looking at the trailer we have Western, Musical, Fantasy, Film-Noir, Martial Arts (obviously), Slapstick Comedy, and War (the movie itself also gives us smatterings of romance, coming of age and horror).  All of these elements are mixed together to create a fever dream hodgepodge that never becomes so overwhelming you stop having a good time.

So at the end of the day, even if you prefer your movies to be a little more down to earth, check out this one because there are so many ingredients in the stew there will probably be something you like.

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

"True Romance (1993)

I recently asked one of my cousins, Lauren, which movie she thinks more people should watch.  She suggested the neo-noir romantic comedy, True Romance, which (for some stupid reason) I had never seen before.  


 Running Time: 118 Minutes (of early Tarantino dialogue).

Directed by: Tony Scott

Written by:  Quentin Tarantino


The movie also has an excellent supporting cast: GaryOldman, Val Kilmer, Brad Pitt, Christopher Walken, and Samuel L Jackson in a microscopic part. 


Plot: “Clarence marries hooker, Alabama, steals cocaine from her pimp, and tries to sell it in Hollywood, while the owners of the coke try to reclaim it.” –IMDB



(Just watching this preview makes me nostalgic for VHS)

How I Discovered It: I have no idea when I first heard of this movieI think it was  when I first became a fan of Quentin Tarantino back in high school (when else does one become a Tarantino fan?).  I'd heard that he wrote the screenplay for "some movie" called, True Romance but had no idea what it was about.

My Memorable Moment: The conversations that Clarence (Christian Slater) has with an apparition of Elvis Presley.  We don’t know if these are daydreams or hallucinations, but they complete the character.  Of course Clarence would be the kind of guy who stands around the bathroom taking advice from The King. 

Who Should Embrace It: Little known fact about me: My favorite movie genre is neo-noir*, those quirky, violent movies from the 1990’s that included Pulp Fiction, The Big Labowski, The Usual Suspects and Fargo.  Basically, the movies Tarantino and the Coen Brothers were coming out with when I was in middle school.  They featured a wide cast of larger-than-life characters, mythological and pop culture themes and humor that made you feel like a bad person.  Taking that into consideration, I don’t know why it took me so long to watch True Romance (thank you Lauren for giving me the push). 

So the short answer to who should embrace it: If you're a fan of any of the movies listed above check this one out.  It'll probably be your cup of tea.

Even if you're not a fan of Pulp Fiction don't write off True Romance entirely.  The movie is more than just another entry into a '90s sub-genre.  Overall, it's a very well made film.  The two leads have spot-on chemistry (something that has become increasingly rare in Hollywood) and you believe how much the characters mean to each other.  All of the actors are perfectly cast. The writing is crisp, hilarious and fun.

One caution I would give is that the violence is brutal.  Yes of course you're going to get an epic gun battle in a Tony Scott movie but there is one scene halfway through the film that some viewers might want to fast forward through.  It does push the story along, but I can see how some might find the brutality drawn out and just unpleasant.

There are a few moments when the tone can be a little uneven, but for the most part I had a blast watching this gem from my favorite movie genre.  Looking back, I probably should have bought this one all those times I spotted it in the $2.99 bin in Target.

*This list is a little loose in it's definition of "neo-noir" but I think it still gives some great examples.