While all of you were celebrating Memorial Day with barbeques and traffic jams, Kimmy, her family, my parents and I were hard at work cleaning the new house.
- I mowed a lawn for the first time since I worked buildings and grounds at my college. You would think that techniological progress would have made lawn mowers easier to start up but you would be wrong
- The purpose of the employees at Lowes is the be as sarcastic and unhelpful as humanely possible. They are exceeding quite well at this.
- From now on when I move chairs and trash cans will be the first things to go into the new residence.
- We have been to the house almost a dozen times and still don't have a clue which light switches do what.
- Apparenlty I am the only person who thinks that painting the walls black and turning the house into a labyrinth with cardboard boxes would be a cool idea.
- It's fun to store your 1000+ books on the floor of a room and then realize that we still need to shampoo the rug.
- It's even more fun to shout at your parents, "Hey! Get off my lawn!"
If you decide to roll with the labyrinth, I know a family of hillbillies that can hook you up with a minotaur.
ReplyDeleteHillbillies aren't real, Jon.
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